Seeking words of wisdom...
I am currently running Linux Redhat 6.0 on my gateway/firewall through a
cable modem with an assortment of PC's behind it. I am about to attempt what
my be a great learning experience or take a few more years off my life span.
I would like to setup a Game server inside my firewall allowing outside
access to multiplayer games on my LAN (lots of fun!). I am using ipchains
masquerade because I have only one IP address. I'm thinking there should be
a way to point a port to a windows machine on my LAN acting as the game host
or something like that. If this sounds ridiculous it's because I'm new to
this. If it sounds like a brilliant idea, it's because a friend mentioned
the possibility....you know who you are....
Has anyone done this?
Any words of wisdom to lead me down the right path?
I thought this group would enjoy the reference to Linux in the last example
of "Airline OS's" (see below).
IF OPERATING SYSTEMS RAN THE AIRLINES
UNIX Airways
Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport.
They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,
arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building.
Air DOS
Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the
plane coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on
again, and so on ...
Mac Airlines
All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act
exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are
gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and
everything will be done for you without your ever having to know, so just
shut up.
Windows Air
The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage
check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the
air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.
Windows NT Air
Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes
out all the other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
Linux Air
Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own
airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways
themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing the
ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When you
board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy of
the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very
comfortable, the plan leaves and arrives on time without a single problem,
the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other
airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what
with the seat?"
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